#SELFIE - The Chainsmokers

[00:08.16]When Jason was at the table
[00:09.22]I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
[00:11.73]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
[00:13.91]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
[00:16.93]And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
[00:18.70]Sooo... like what do you think?
[00:20.68]Did you think that girl was pretty?
[00:22.74]How did that girl even get in here?
[00:24.31]Did you see her?
[00:24.92]She's so short and that dress is so tacky
[00:27.75]Who wears cheetah?
[00:28.91]It's not even summer
[00:29.83]Why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
[00:32.24]After we go to the bathroom
[00:33.56]Can we go smoke a cigarette?
[00:34.61]I really need one
[00:35.84]But first
[00:36.54]LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
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[01:07.72]Can you guys help me pick a filter?
[01:09.04]I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
[01:11.31]I wanna look tan
[01:12.22]What should my caption be?
[01:13.52]I want it to be clever
[01:14.93]How about Living with my *****es
[01:16.75]Hashtag LIVE"
[01:17.66]I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
[01:19.67]Do you think I should take it down?
[01:21.39]LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
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[01:52.53]Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
[01:54.99]What a creep
[01:55.96]Is that guy sleeping over there?
[01:57.52]Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
[01:59.74]That's so ratchet
[02:01.40]That girl is such a fake model
[02:03.13]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
[02:05.34]Who goes out on Mondays?
[02:07.78]OK, let's go take some shots
[02:09.95]Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
[02:12.42]Oh wait, never mind I'm fine
[02:14.28]Let's go dance
[02:15.49]There's no vodka at this table
[02:16.84]Do you know anyone else here?
[02:18.11]Oh my god, Jason just texted me
[02:20.09]Should I go home with him?
[02:21.50]I guess I took a good selfie
[02:22.81](Selfie on repeat)
[02:29.47]LET ME TAKE A SELFIE