Saturday Night - Schoolly D

[00:38.67]It was Saturday night and I was feeling kinda sporty
[00:41.61]Went to the bar copped me a 40
[00:43.81]Got kinda high and uh kinda drunk
[00:46.12]So I kicked the ass of this little punk
[00:48.79]Forgot my key and had to ring my bell
[00:51.01]My momma came down she said "Who the hell "
[00:53.27]Wait momma wait it's me your little son
[00:55.88]Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun
[00:58.21]"I know who you are but who the hell is that "
[01:00.57]I turned around man this ***** was fat
[01:02.93]I really don't know how she got into the car
[01:05.21]I must have picked her up when I left the bar
[01:07.84]You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill
[01:10.03]But you know how mothers are she wanted to ill
[01:12.23]So I said "Hey baby is you on the pill
[01:14.92]'Cause tonight I wanna be your lover
[01:17.47]Just one thing I forgot to buy a rubber"
[01:20.04]Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs
[01:22.18]Step by step with a hint of fear
[01:24.68]We got into my room
[01:25.76]***** started to scream
[01:26.39]
[01:27.06]Momma busted in what a ****ed up scene
[01:29.44]Shirt ripped off drawers down to my knees
[01:31.77]Wait momma wait momma wait wait please
[01:34.33]Put back your gun put down your broom
[01:36.49]
[01:37.01]My mom ****ed up the room
[01:39.11]The ***** jumped up with no respect
[01:41.35]I had to put the big big ***** in check
[01:43.67]I said
[01:44.06]"You come a little closer and you will get shot"
[01:46.35]"I'm sober anyway I don't need no cock"
[01:48.68]
[01:51.63]It was Saturday night
[01:53.23]
[02:05.46]It was Saturday night
[02:06.42]And I was feeling kinda funny
[02:08.17]Gold around my neck pockets full of money
[02:10.52]Went to the corner
[02:11.38]Man and who did I see
[02:12.64]But this super bad ***** looking back at me
[02:15.15]I said "Fly lady man
[02:16.58]You got a big butt"
[02:17.58]This ***** turned around
[02:18.61]All she said was "What "
[02:20.02]I said "My name is Schoolly baby uh what is yours "
[02:22.14]
[02:22.66]Before I knew it up come my boys
[02:24.84]Noisy as hell and drunk as ****
[02:27.04]Saying "Yo Schoolly School what time is it "
[02:29.85]Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag
[02:32.05]What I thought was a girl was nothing but a fag
[02:34.28]
[02:48.91]Everybody rapping but they don't know how
[02:51.26]Shoulda seen the boy rapping to the cow
[02:53.67]He rapped so hard that the ***** saw smoke
[02:56.07]He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke
[02:58.51]The cow got high and the boy got by
[03:01.07]Don't come in my face and ask me why
[03:03.18]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[03:04.47]Yeah it's that
[03:05.84]Cheeba cheeba making 'em feel like that
[03:07.91]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[03:08.96]
[03:13.18]Some call it Cheeba some call it ****
[03:15.20]It's the killer it's the thriller
[03:16.44]It's the thing that you need
[03:17.53]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[03:18.64]
[03:22.49]Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
[03:24.89]Smoking a J and scratching the itch
[03:27.29]Along came a spider and sat down beside her
[03:29.69]And said "Yo what's up with that ***** "
[03:32.14]But then down the road came Mary and her lambs
[03:34.54]Smoking a Lacy in each and every hand
[03:36.93]The poor little spider he couldn't score any
[03:39.14]They was 2 dollar *****es and he only had a penny
[03:41.62]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[03:43.03]
[03:44.57]Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[03:47.33]
[03:51.09]Let me tell you a little tale about Peter the Pimp
[03:53.86]Sucker MC trying to cop a limp
[03:56.36]Rode around town in a couple of cars
[03:58.59]Got gagged by the man trying to stick up a bar
[04:00.88]The judge said
[04:01.60]"Boy what was on your mind "
[04:02.76]
[04:03.27]He said
[04:03.87]"I had some Cheeba Cheeba ******* and some wine "
[04:05.74]The judge said "Boy relax and have a beer
[04:08.27]You won't be doing **** for the next ten years "
[04:10.59]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[04:11.92]
[04:12.93]Yeah it's that Cheeba Cheeba
[04:15.18]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
[04:16.34]
[04:20.58]Some call it Cheeba some call it ****
[04:22.46]It's the killer it's the thriller it's the thing that you need
[04:24.82]So Cheeba Cheeba ya'll