Lily: This isn't a bad idea. Let's think. Ted's greatest hits. What about that girl, Steph?
Ted: Steph...
Steph: Okay, this is difficult to say. Back when I lived in LA, I was pretty broke, so I spent a month making adult films.
Ted: Wow! Okay. How many did you make?
Steph: 175.
Lily: Say what you will about the porn industry, they're hard workers.
Marshall: What about that chick, Jackie?
Ted: ...and my bathing suit had fallen completely off.
Ted: I know the feeling. Once, when I was 16, I was driving and I hit this hitchhiker. Don't know what happened to him. Just kept driving.
Ted: No.
Lily: What about Natalie?
Ted & Marshall: Natalie...
Robin: Who's Natalie?
Natalie,I had so many fond memories of her. The tea candles on her dresser. The sock monkey collection on her bed. That one Belle and Sebastian song she always listened to, Her smile...