自夸小队（翻自 某幻君） - RKY,習清

[00:00.000] 作词 : 某幻君/老番茄/中国BOY/@花少北
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:10.157]Welcome to the jungle
[00:12.163]Welcome to the show
[00:13.667]Welcome to the party
[00:16.677]Join me with the last dance
[00:19.685]我来自内蒙古的大草原
[00:20.937]要高考射箭骑马
[00:22.191]我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区
[00:23.443]每局都怒送一塔
[00:24.734]我热爱体育
[00:25.234]就是每天球场被人隔扣
[00:27.237]我热爱音乐
[00:27.739]去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都
[00:28.994]折寿
[00:29.746]别闹
[00:30.247]别叫
[00:30.749]别笑我脑子不开窍
[00:31.753]来到校医院
[00:33.006]八个医生轮流给我开药
[00:34.510]那报上我最高荣誉
[00:35.512]你们可别犯怵
[00:36.766]我是全年
[00:37.266]全市
[00:37.769]全面
[00:38.019]优秀
[00:38.271]学生干部
[00:38.772]wow
[00:39.524]的室友没有错
[00:40.527]我的肚里确实没有墨
[00:41.528]但边玩边学应付得来
[00:42.783]替身还真的没有过
[00:44.035]我是社交鬼才还没说话小脸开始发热
[00:46.543]说过话的异性朋友竟然高达
[00:48.548]八个
[00:49.301]我的脸尖的像钟乳石
[00:50.555]纯正的自然风光
[00:51.556]我从来不敢低头
[00:52.811]不然下巴会刺穿胸腔
[00:53.814]没身高 没颜值 没头脑
[00:55.321]悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦
[00:56.578]但除去了那些标签
[00:57.831]真诚才是我的包装
[00:59.085]天空轰隆一声巨响
[01:00.336]庆祝我的华丽登场
[01:01.838]来到酒吧
[01:02.593]DJ在放爱的供养
[01:04.348]破洞裤的洞越多
[01:05.352]就代表越时尚
[01:06.605]不能阻挡冷风刺骨
[01:07.607]或者站在月球上
[01:08.863]冷风中
[01:09.866]我知道
[01:10.367]对面的
[01:10.617]她对我
[01:11.119]已心跳
[01:11.621]她却说
[01:12.123]眼睛小
[01:12.626]穿的少
[01:13.127]觉得我
[01:13.378]像沙雕
[01:14.130]不甘心只做
[01:15.385]斗地主的堵怪
[01:16.135]嫉妒我的时间
[01:17.138]还不如去工地搬运
[01:18.393]土块
[01:18.896]我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱
[01:21.656]我的存款就像海中的水
[01:23.412]多又咸
[01:24.164]网络恶评在我看来
[01:25.165]像是幼儿园
[01:26.419]跟我对线小学生打
[01:27.673]国家运动员
[01:28.674]看知乎的喷子
[01:29.928]也就图个乐
[01:31.181]要论恶心人
[01:31.934]都得来找我
[01:32.685]虚心报个课
[01:33.688]天在看
[01:34.191]人在做
[01:34.943]每天开心不会错
[01:35.696]多上撤硕
[01:37.200]呵呵
[01:38.705]Welcome to the jungle
[01:41.462]Welcome to the show
[01:43.719]Welcome to the party
[01:46.226]Welcome to the zoo
[01:48.983]Welcome to the jungle
[01:51.238]Welcome to the eden
[01:53.747]Join me with the last dance
[01:56.004]ohhhhhhhhh
[01:58.016]我是贵阳的猴王
[01:59.516]来自黔灵山后巷
[02:01.022]吃着糯米饭长大
[02:02.276]成年后我都不怕
[02:03.029]打了十多年的游戏
[02:04.533]一直都垫底
[02:05.786]我就是游戏区最丢人的
[02:07.040]菜鸡
[02:08.296]生活 游戏 科技 美妆
[02:09.799]哪里都能发光
[02:10.803]观众看着我的视频下饭
[02:12.055]边吃边说真香
[02:13.309]做视频的速度快的
[02:14.562]就像喝汤
[02:15.565]不要叫我
[02:16.318]小猩猩
[02:16.819]叫我
[02:17.321]MR.KINGKONG
[02:18.575]相机 麦克 开机 拍摄
[02:20.330]来的路上三个vlog
[02:22.335]我都不嫌多
[02:23.087]吃播 开箱 化妆 直播
[02:25.094]回家路上这些内容我都不错过
[02:27.600]猩猩哥 有点沉
[02:28.604]憨憨长相没灵魂
[02:30.139]单眼皮 厚嘴唇
[02:31.644]长得像个元谋人
[02:32.898]如果要惹我我就
[02:34.403]敞开大门
[02:35.405]不要跳
[02:36.408]我家狗会
[02:36.909]咬烂你的大臀
[02:37.911]我从大海出生
[02:39.163]手里抓着三十八的大虾
[02:40.210]每天八只嘴里吧唧
[02:41.714]营养过剩我才头大
[02:43.221]每天晒着日光浴
[02:44.725]墨镜都给我晒绿
[02:45.978]皮肤黝黑都是太阳烙下的
[02:47.231]荣誉
[02:48.486]我天天原浆不离口
[02:49.997]青岛啤酒 我的朋友
[02:51.499]是朋友见面就得喝一口
[02:53.006]所以我没有朋友
[02:55.509]朋友见到我的酒量
[02:56.763]就 会 发 抖
[02:57.409]你喝了吗
[02:58.161]At me
[02:58.412]please
[02:58.663]baby
[02:58.914]honey
[02:59.416]仔细看我到底是否真的
[03:01.171]表里不一
[03:02.173]人做天看浑身都是
[03:03.175]底气
[03:03.928]除了我赖床
[03:04.680]my baby
[03:05.181]只是我身高一米八一
[03:06.434]头却占了一米七
[03:07.437]每天都把自己给夸
[03:08.942]贼辣 伟大
[03:09.944]LIKE ROCK
[03:10.445]And l don't
[03:10.947]give__about
[03:11.449]害怕
[03:12.201]MAN
[03:12.701]Drop on my beat
[03:13.453]Grab happiness
[03:14.456]抛弃这水逆
[03:15.210]my dear homie
[03:16.213]We both bless u happy
[03:17.968]Welcome to the jungle
[03:20.475]Welcome to the show
[03:22.981]Welcome to the party
[03:25.489]Welcome to the zoo
[03:27.997]Welcome to the jungle
[03:30.254]Welcome to the eden
[03:32.509]Join me with the last dance
[03:35.268]ohhhhhhhhh