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【唱电影】唐伯虎点秋香 - 七哈波特,疯猴pme

【唱电影】唐伯虎点秋香-七哈波特,疯猴pme.mp3
[00:00.27]【宁王】要是病的很厉害 [00:01.96]【宁王...
[00:00.27]【宁王】要是病的很厉害
[00:01.96]【宁王】怎么还会有胃口吃鸡翅膀呢
[00:04.16]【唐夫人】啊?
[00:05.24]【唐夫人】你怎么回事啊
[00:05.94]【唐伯虎】╮(╯▽╰)╭
[00:07.89]【唐伯虎】很简单
[00:09.13]【唐伯虎】因为
[00:09.97]【唐伯虎】红烧翅膀我喜欢吃
[00:14.63]【宁王】但是你妈咪说你快升天
[00:19.12]【唐夫人】越快升天就越应该要拼命吃
[00:24.13]【唐夫人】如果现在不吃以后你没机会再吃
[00:27.64]【唐伯虎】禀夫人:
[00:28.87]【唐伯虎】小人本住在苏州的城边
[00:30.36]【唐伯虎】家中有屋又有田
[00:31.44]【唐伯虎】生活乐无边
[00:32.51]【唐伯虎】谁知那唐伯虎他蛮横不留情
[00:34.10]【唐伯虎】勾结官府目无天
[00:35.33]【唐伯虎】占我大屋夺我田
[00:36.51]【唐伯虎】我爷爷跟他来翻脸
[00:37.68]【唐伯虎】惨被他一棍来打扁
[00:38.87]【唐伯虎】我奶奶骂他欺善民
[00:40.05]【唐伯虎】反被他捉进了唐府
[00:41.23]【唐伯虎】和谐了一百遍
[00:42.08]【唐伯虎】一百遍
[00:43.18]【唐伯虎】他还将我父子逐出了家园
[00:44.82]【唐伯虎】流落到江边
[00:45.86]【唐伯虎】我为求养老爹只有独自行乞在庙前
[00:47.80]【华府西宾】我左青龙我右白虎
[00:50.09]【华府西宾】老牛在腰间龙在胸口
[00:52.55]【华府西宾】华府首席西宾
[00:53.83]【华府西宾】手持白纸扇
[00:55.47]【华府西宾】我人挡杀人佛挡杀佛(啊♂~~~~~)
[00:57.25]【华府西宾】我左青龙我右白虎
[00:59.50]【华府西宾】老牛在腰间龙在胸口
[01:02.01]【华府西宾】华府首席西宾
[01:03.35]【华府西宾】手持白纸扇
[01:04.52]【华府西宾】我人挡杀人佛挡杀佛
[01:06.93]【对穿肠】图画里 龙不吟虎不啸
[01:09.01]【对穿肠】小小书童可笑可笑
[01:12.09]【唐伯虎】棋盘里 车无轮马无缰
[01:13.97]【唐伯虎】叫声将军提防提防
[01:16.38]【对穿肠】我上等威风显现一身虎胆
[01:18.54]【唐伯虎】你下流贱格露出半个和谐头
[01:21.19]【对穿肠】你家坟头来种树
[01:23.24]【唐伯虎】汝家澡盆来喂鱼
[01:26.00]【对穿肠】鱼肥果熟入我肚
[01:28.30]【唐伯虎】你老娘来亲下厨
[01:30.65]【对穿肠】莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融恰恰
[01:33.10]【唐伯虎】雨雨风风花花夜夜年年暮暮朝朝
[01:35.20]【对穿肠】一乡二里共三夫子不识五经六义
[01:38.06]竟敢教七八九子
[01:39.19]十分大胆
[01:40.02]【唐伯虎】十室九贫凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘
[01:43.00]尚且三心二意
[01:44.28]一等下流
[01:47.10]【唐伯虎】还没请教
[01:47.88]【华府西宾】教上教
[01:48.54]【唐伯虎】先请而后后后教
[01:49.56]【华府西宾】教后而先请
[01:50.43]【唐伯虎】再说说说我就要教辣
[01:51.35]【华府西宾】(□?Д?)丨
[01:52.02]【唐伯虎】我原籍苏州
[01:52.60]【唐伯虎】现任华府伴读小书童
[01:54.08]【唐伯虎】门门门前一对双花大红棍
[01:55.82]【华府西宾】我呸!
[01:56.75]【华府西宾】我左青龙我右白虎
[01:59.19]【华府西宾】老牛在腰间龙在胸口
[02:01.70]【华府西宾】华府首席西宾
[02:03.43]【华府西宾】手持白纸扇
[02:03.84]【华府西宾】我人挡杀人佛挡杀佛
[02:06.04]【华府西宾】我左青龙我右白虎
[02:08.70]【华府西宾】老牛在腰间龙在胸口
[02:10.85]【华府西宾】华府首席西宾【华府西宾】手持白纸扇
[02:13.73]【华府西宾】我人挡杀人佛挡杀佛
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