Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.0]Fat (肥胖) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:18.11]Your butt is wide
[00:20.15]Well mine is too
[00:22.18]Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
[00:26.34]The word is out
[00:28.34]Better treat me right
[00:30.45]'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
[00:34.01]Ham on ham on
[00:36.6]Ham on whole wheat all right
[00:42.76]My zippers bust
[00:44.75]My buckles break
[00:46.78]I'm too much man for you to take
[00:51.0]The pavement cracks when I fall down
[00:55.06]I've got more chins than Chinatown
[00:59.18]Well
[00:59.38]I've never used a phone booth
[01:01.26]And I've never seen my toes
[01:03.25]When I'm goin' to the movies
[01:05.27]I take up seven rows
[01:06.84]Because I'm fat
[01:08.04]Fat fat
[01:09.13]Come on
[01:09.520004]Really really fat
[01:11.0]You know I'm fat
[01:12.04]Fat
[01:12.51]I'm fat
[01:13.51]You know it
[01:14.25]Really really fat
[01:15.04]You know I'm fat
[01:16.13]Fat
[01:16.59]I'm fat
[01:17.62]Come on
[01:18.05]Really really fat
[01:18.92]You know
[01:19.64]Don't you call me pudgy
[01:20.35]Portly or stout
[01:21.63]Just now tell me once again who's fat
[01:32.119995]When I walk out to get my mail
[01:36.130005]It measures on the Richter scale
[01:40.31]Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
[01:44.369995]I'm the only one who gets a tan
[01:48.39]If I have one more pie a la mode
[01:52.53]I'm gonna need my own zip code
[01:56.64]When you're only having seconds
[01:58.69]I'm having twenty-thirds
[02:00.57]When I go to get my shoes shined
[02:02.73]I gotta take their word
[02:04.28]Because I'm fat
[02:05.44]Fat
[02:05.85]I'm fat
[02:06.92]Sha mone
[02:07.35]Really really fat
[02:08.45]You know I'm fat
[02:09.6]Fat
[02:09.77]I'm fat
[02:10.81]You know it
[02:11.72]Really really fat
[02:12.57]You know I'm fat
[02:13.67]Fat
[02:14.03]I'm fat
[02:14.94]You know it
[02:15.75]Really really fat
[02:16.29001]You know
[02:17.16]And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
[02:19.08]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
[02:37.91]If you see me comin' your way
[02:39.79001]Better give me plenty space
[02:41.78]If I tell you that I'm hungry
[02:43.7]Then won't you feed my face
[02:45.33]Because I'm fat
[02:46.59]Fat
[02:46.99]I'm fat
[02:47.92]Sha mone
[02:48.35]Really really fat
[02:49.52]You know I'm fat
[02:50.64]Fat
[02:51.08]I'm fat
[02:51.99]You know it
[02:52.83]Really really fat
[02:53.62]You know I'm fat
[02:54.76]Fat
[02:55.2]I'm fat
[02:56.1]You know it
[02:56.72]Really really fat
[02:57.35]You know
[02:58.3]When I sit around the house
[02:59.65]I really sit around the house
[03:01.92]You know I'm fat
[03:02.93]Fat
[03:03.36]I'm fat
[03:04.35]Sha mone
[03:04.72]Really really fat
[03:05.97]You know I'm fat
[03:07.05]Fat
[03:07.51]I'm fat
[03:08.47]You know it
[03:09.31]Really really fat
[03:09.78]You know it
[03:10.52]You know
[03:11.09]Fat fat
[03:11.83]You know
[03:12.66]You know
[03:13.11]Really really fat
[03:13.86]Come on
[03:14.66]And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
[03:16.57]Lemme tell you once again
[03:18.03]You know I'm huge
[03:19.62]I'm fat
[03:19.94]Fat
[03:20.85]You know it
[03:21.39]Really really fat
[03:22.38]You know I'm fat fat you know hoo
[03:25.32]Really really fat
[03:26.54001]You know I'm fat
[03:27.67]Fat
[03:28.15]I'm fat
[03:29.05]You know it
[03:29.67]Really really fat
[03:30.14]You know
[03:31.07]And the whole world knows
[03:32.08]I'm fat and I'm proud
[03:33.09]Just tell me once again who's fat