Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton,GLaDOS

[00:00.000]This was a triumph.
[00:04.030]I'm making a note here:
[00:06.350]HUGE SUCCESS.
[00:08.950]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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[00:16.180]Aperture Science
[00:19.900]We do what we must because we can.
[00:25.170]For the good of all of us.
[00:28.530]Except the ones who are dead.
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[00:30.710]But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
[00:34.640]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
[00:38.660]And the Science gets done.
[00:40.670]And you make a neat gun.
[00:42.640]For the people who are still alive.
[00:46.620]
[00:52.020]I'm not even angry.
[00:56.190]I'm being so sincere right now.
[01:01.150]Even though you broke my heart.
[01:04.820]And killed me.
[01:08.230]And tore me to pieces.
[01:11.870]And threw every piece into a fire.
[01:17.150]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
[01:22.280]
[01:22.700]Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
[01:26.710]And we're out of beta.
[01:28.700]We're releasing on time.
[01:30.680]So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
[01:32.700]Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
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[01:44.290]Go ahead and leave me.
[01:48.110]I think I prefer to stay in side.
[01:53.100]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
[02:00.150]Maybe Black Mesa
[02:04.120]THAT WAS A JOKE.
[02:05.710]HAHA, FAT CHANCE.
[02:09.150]Anyway, this cake is great.
[02:12.340]It's so delicious and moist.
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[02:14.750]Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
[02:18.670]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
[02:22.670]I've experiments to run.
[02:24.710]There is research to be done.
[02:26.710]On the people who are still alive.
[02:30.650]And believe me I am still alive.
[02:34.630]I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
[02:38.470]I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
[02:42.620]While you're dying I'll be still alive.
[02:46.450]And when you're dead I will be still alive.
[02:50.340]STILL ALIVE
[02:52.320]STILL ALIVE