Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham

[00:00.53]Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
[00:00.88]作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.08]作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.42]Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around
[00:03.75]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.43]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
[00:11.49]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.39]Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat
[00:19.35]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.99]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:26.5]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:30.63]Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.6]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.43]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.94]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.44]Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside
[00:50.04]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.33]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:57.0]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter ****ing each other
[01:00.59]Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.94]'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:06.96]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:10.1]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.11]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.270004]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:19.04]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.94]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:25.270004]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:28.07]Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.68]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.71]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:35.47]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:40.89]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:43.869995]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:46.8]Anything and everything all of the time
[01:49.86]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:52.47]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:55.47]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.57]Anything and everything all of the time
[02:18.91]You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:22.33]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:27.15]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:34.12]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:38.16]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
[02:51.27]You, insatiable you
[02:56.1]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:03.54]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.75]Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
[03:17.7]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:23.75]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
[03:30.97]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:41.49]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[03:50.12](*Laughing hysterically*)
[04:01.09]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:07.76]A bit of everything all of the time
[04:13.72]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:19.55]Anything and everything all of the time
[04:20.91]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:24.88]A little bit of everything all of the time
[04:26.09]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:28.89]Anything and everything and anything and everything
[04:31.65]And anything and everything and
[04:32.84]All of the time