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There! Right There! - Amber Efe,Kate Shindle

There! Right There!-Amber Efe,Kate Shindle.mp3
[00:00.790]There! Right There! [00:02.350]Look at...
[00:00.790]There! Right There!
[00:02.350]Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
[00:04.250]Look at the killer shape he's in.
[00:05.860]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
[00:07.680]Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
[00:09.440]I'm not about to celebrate.
[00:11.210]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
[00:15.400]This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
[00:17.430]That is the elephant in the room
[00:19.110]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.600]that a man who wears perfume
[00:22.420]is automatically radically fey?
[00:24.590]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
[00:26.600]Look at his silk translucent socks.
[00:28.360]There's the eternal paradox.
[00:30.300]Look what we're seeing.
[00:31.300]What are we seeing?
[00:32.570]Is he gay?
[00:33.260]Of course he's gay.
[00:34.270]Or European?
[00:37.580]ohhhhhh
[00:43.430]Gay or European?
[00:46.120]It's hard to guarantee
[00:48.420]Is he gay or European?
[00:51.370]Well, hey don't look at me.
[00:52.820]You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
[00:56.610]They play peculiar sports.
[00:58.540]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
[01:00.720]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:02.590]The answer could take weeks.
[01:04.080]They will say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.960]while they kiss you on both cheeks.
[01:07.390]Oh please.
[01:08.080]Gay or European?
[01:09.820]So many shades of gray.
[01:11.780]Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
[01:15.640]Is he gay or European?
[01:16.880]or
[01:17.830]There! Right There!
[01:18.950]Look at that condescending smirk.
[01:21.000]Seen it on every guy at work.
[01:22.930]That is a metro hetero jerk.
[01:25.040]That guy's not gay, I say no way.
[01:26.680]That is the elephant in the room.
[01:28.670]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.220]that a hottie in that costume
[01:32.010]Is automatically-radically
[01:33.500]Ironically chronically
[01:34.830]Certainly pertinently
[01:35.820]Genetically medically
[01:36.710]GAY!
[01:37.160]OFFICIALLY GAY
[01:37.910]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[01:40.390]DAMNIT!
[01:41.200]Gay or European?
[01:42.760]So stylish and relaxed.
[01:44.500]Is he gay or European?
[01:46.300]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.200]But they bring their boys up different there.
[01:50.000]It's culturally diverse.
[01:52.020]It's not a fashion curse.
[01:53.600]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
[01:55.540]Gay or just exotic?
[01:57.310]I still can't crack the code.
[01:58.930]Yet his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.830]but his shoes are pointy toed.
[02:02.200]Huh.
[02:03.040]Gay or European?
[02:04.410]So many shades of gray.
[02:06.330]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
[02:10.070]Is he gay or European?
[02:11.370]gay or European?
[02:12.860]Gay or Euro-
[02:14.000]Wait a minute!
[02:15.070]Give me a chance to crack this guy.
[02:16.460]I have an idea I'd like to try.
[02:17.510]The floor is yours.
[02:19.970]So Mr. Argitacos...
[02:22.150]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
[02:25.200]2 years.
[02:26.130]And your first name again is...?
[02:27.190]Nikos.
[02:28.320]And your boyfriend's name is...?
[02:29.100]Carlos.
[02:30.660]I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
[02:32.850]I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.580]You bastard!
[02:38.400]You lying bastard!
[02:40.140]That's it.
[02:40.840]I no cover for you, no more!
[02:42.270]Peoples
[02:44.010]I have a big announcement.
[02:46.500]This man is Gay and European!
[02:49.610]and neither is disgrace
[02:50.930]You've got to stop your being
[02:52.490]a completely closet case.
[02:54.500]It's me,not her he's seeing.
[02:56.190]No matter what he say
[02:57.950]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
[03:01.570]You are so gay.
[03:02.320]You big parfait!
[03:03.250]You flaming boy band cabaret.
[03:05.950]I'm straight!
[03:06.760]You were not yesterday.
[03:08.250]So if I may, I'm proud to say,
[03:11.000]He's gay!
[03:12.000]And European!
[03:12.560]He's gay!
[03:13.360]And European!
[03:14.360]He's gay!
[03:15.170]And European and Gay!
[03:18.340]Fine okay I'm gay!
[03:19.830]Hooray!
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