The Worst Pies in London - Angela Lansbury

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.00]"A customer!"
[00:02.79]Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
[00:04.71]You gave me such a... fright!
[00:05.87]I thought you was a ghost!
[00:06.79]Half a minute, can't ya sit?
[00:08.01]Sit ya down! Sit!
[00:09.17]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
[00:11.55]Did ya come here for a pie, sir?
[00:14.08]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
[00:16.55]What is that?
[00:17.12]But you'd think we'd have the plague
[00:18.99]From the way that people keep avoiding
[00:20.91]No, you don't!
[00:21.97]Heaven knows I try, sir!
[00:24.15]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:26.70]Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
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[00:29.38]Mind you I can hardly blame them
[00:32.86]These are probably the worst pies in London
[00:37.22]I know why nobody cares to take them
[00:39.90]I should know
[00:40.96]I make 'em
[00:42.09]But good? No
[00:43.41]The worst pies in London
[00:46.40]Even that's polite! The worst pies in London!
[00:50.51]If you doubt it take a bite
[00:52.89]Is that just disgusting?
[00:55.71]You have to concede it
[00:57.81]It's nothing but crusting
[00:59.89]Here drink this, you'll need it
[01:02.27]The worst pies in London
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[01:05.76]And no wonder with the price of meat
[01:07.49]What it is
[01:08.50]When you get it
[01:09.37]Never thought I'd live to see the day
[01:11.34]Men'd think it was a treat findin' poor animals
[01:14.58]What are dyin' in the street
[01:15.90]Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop
[01:18.57]Does a business but I notice something weird
[01:21.10]Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared
[01:23.79]Have to hand it to her
[01:25.06]What I calls enterprise
[01:27.09]Poppin' pussies into pies!
[01:29.14]Wouldn't do in my shop
[01:31.27]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
[01:33.91]And I'm telling you them pu**ycats is quick
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[01:37.38]No denying times is hard, sir
[01:42.09]Even harder than the worst pies in London
[01:47.01]Only lard and nothing more
[01:48.68]Is that just revolting?
[01:51.08]All greasy and gritty?
[01:53.41]It looks like it's molting
[01:55.80]And tastes like... Well, pity
[01:58.99]A woman alone
[02:03.11]With limited wind
[02:07.11]And the worst pies in London
[02:10.71]Ah, sir
[02:13.23]Times is hard
[02:15.61]Times is hard!