Just A Friend (Re-Recorded / Remastered) - Biz Markie

[00:13.73]The way that i met her was on tour at a concert
[00:16.69]She had long hair and a short miniskirt
[00:19.60]I just got onstage drippin' pourin' with sweat
[00:22.29]I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met
[00:25.13]I whispered in her ear
[00:26.41]Picture "come boothto the
[00:27.86]So i questions can ask to you some see if
[00:30.01]You are a hundred proof"
[00:31.05]I asked said her her blah-blah-blahname she
[00:33.62]She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
[00:36.46]I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
[00:38.95]I said "how do you like the show "
[00:40.70]She said "i was very amused"
[00:41.71]I started throwin'bass she started throwin'back mid-range
[00:44.23]But when i sprung the question she acted kind of strange
[00:47.45]Then when i asked "do ya have a man "she tried to pretend
[00:50.84]She said "no i don't i only have a friend"
[00:55.02]Come on i'm not even goin' for it
[00:58.03]This is what i'm goin' sing
[00:59.85]You
[01:00.11]You got what i need
[01:04.30]But you say he's just a friend
[01:06.98]And you say he's just a friend
[01:09.08]Oh baby You
[01:11.83]You got what i need
[01:15.42]But you say he's just a friend
[01:18.24]But you say he's just a friend
[01:20.41]Oh baby You
[01:23.51]You got what i need
[01:26.47]But you say he's just a friend
[01:28.94]But you say he's just a friend
[01:31.74]So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time
[01:35.23]I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
[01:38.25]'Cause i have friends and that's a fact
[01:40.92]Like agnes agatha germaine and jacq
[01:43.97]Forget about that let's go into the story
[01:46.52]About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
[01:49.33]So we started talkin' getin' familiar
[01:52.07]Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
[01:55.08]A relationship undderstandingor some
[01:58.25]How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
[02:00.86]Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
[02:03.27]I had no idea i was in for a treat
[02:06.31]After this was established everything was cool
[02:09.03]The tour was over and she went back to school
[02:11.94]I called every day to see how she was doin'
[02:14.81]Everytime that i ccalled somethin'was her brewin'it seemed
[02:18.10]I called her on my dime picked up and then i called again
[02:20.81]I said "yo who was that "
[02:22.31]"oh he's just a friend"
[02:23.94]Don't gimme that
[02:25.03]Don't ever gimme that
[02:26.35]Jus' bust this
[02:29.23]You
[02:30.68]You got what i need
[02:34.16]But you say he's just a friend
[02:36.84]And you say he's just a friend
[02:38.91]Oh baby You
[02:41.90]Got what i need
[02:45.14]But you say he's just a friend
[02:48.14]But you say he's just a friend
[02:50.35]Oh baby You
[02:53.50]Got what i need
[02:56.51]But you say he's just a friend
[02:59.15]But you say he's just a friend
[03:02.77]So i came to her college on a surprise visit
[03:05.27]To see my girl that was so exquisite
[03:08.23]It was a school day i knew she was there
[03:11.14]The first semester of the school year
[03:13.87]I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
[03:16.67]This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
[03:19.32]He told me where it was and i as on my way
[03:22.32]To see my baby doll i was happy to say
[03:25.04]I arrrived in front of the dormitory
[03:27.70]Yo could you tell me where is door three
[03:30.68]They showed me where it was for the moment
[03:33.49]I didn't know i was in for such an event
[03:36.32]So i came to her room and opened the door
[03:39.09]Oh snap guess what i saw
[03:41.91]A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth
[03:44.58]I was so in shock my heart went down south
[03:47.57]So please listen to the message that i say
[03:50.22]Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend