Ted :How quickly you all forget!I haven't puked since high school.I am vomit-free since '93.Vomit-free since '93. That's funny.I'm funny!
Lily :Who are you calling?
Ted :Robin.
Marshall :Bad idea jeans.
Barney :No, no, it's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk. You do things you'd never do in a million years if you were sober.
Lily :Says every girl you've ever slept with.
Both : Say what?
Ted :Hello, Robin, it's Ted.
Robin :Hi, Ted.
Ted :Hello, Robin, it's Ted.
Robin :Hi, Ted. Sounds like you're having fun.
Ted :Robin, have I ever told you that I am vomit-free since 93?
Robin :Oh, listen, Ted, I can't really talk right...Ninety-three? Dude, that's impressive.
Ted :Robin, you know, I don't say this enough,but you're a great woman!And a great reporter.You should be on 60 Minutes,You should be one of the minutes!
Robin :Well, that's sweet and odd,but I'm kind of on a date right now.
Ted :Yeah, and I disagree with Barney.Just cause this guy is spending a lot of money doesn't mean you have to put out.Take it slow, Robin. Take it slow.Slow.