[00:00.48]The Real Slim Shady - Tommygunnz/Nyukyung
[00:01.34]Lyrics by:Andre Romell Young/Marshall Bruce Mathers III/Tommy Coster/Melvin Charles Bradford/Michael A. Elizondo Jr.
[00:02.93]May I have your attention please
[00:05.96]May I have your attention please
[00:08.82]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.37]I repeat
[00:13.75]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:16.97]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.38]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.31]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.35]And started whoopin' her a*s worse than before
[00:24.93]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture agh
[00:27.4]It's the return of the oh wait no way you're kidding
[00:30.04]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.55]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.51]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:37.03]Feminist women love eminem
[00:38.63]Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.9]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.58]Flippin' the you-know-who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:45.96]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.23]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.79]Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose
[00:52.73]But can't but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.12]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.41]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.76]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.94]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.36]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.95]By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.18]We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:10.59]Well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.74]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.96]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.37]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.65]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.99]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.19]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.47]Please stand up please stand up
[01:31.88]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.39]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.78]Please stand up please stand up
[01:41.07]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records nope
[01:43.58]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.8]You think I give a damn about a grammy
[01:47.509995]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.34]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.42]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54.740005]So you can sit me here next to britney spears
[01:57.05]Yo **** christina aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.33]So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
[02:01.65]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.9]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.11]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to kim hee-hee
[02:08.63]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.69]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd agh
[02:13.46]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.1]So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.97]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.92]Who cuss like me who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.25]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:24.51]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:27.07]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.29001]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.38]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.75]Please stand up please stand up
[02:36.08]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.57]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.01]Please stand up please stand up