【英语】“李华，以后你自己写吧” - 司墨尧smile

[00:00.75]咱来个情景对话吧
[00:02.27]行啊
[00:02.77]就比如说咱俩是外国人
[00:04.41]马路上见面了
[00:05.33]额
[00:06.02]你好
[00:06.84]你会说中文吗
[00:08.11]哦
[00:08.34]会的 我的朋友
[00:09.67]单词我只记住了abandon
[00:11.51]新概念一打开我就犯困
[00:13.87]直到听到how are you
[00:15.79]肌肉就逼我说出Fine thank you and you
[00:18.85]阅读每个单词都懂
[00:20.19]就是翻译不出整句话
[00:21.42]左手玩游戏
[00:22.34]右手词典放不下
[00:23.59]考试蒙的比做的对的多的多的多的多
[00:25.97]如果你是李华遇见妹子你该怎么说
[00:28.55]Say went to Library
[00:30.42]He too when the tiber
[00:31.49]Just me are you OK
[00:33.04]S yeah yeah yeah
[00:34.29]You're beautiful Wada
[00:35.62]Job sorry sorry
[00:36.95]Very cool where you stay
[00:38.32]我说我英语口语How to down self
[00:40.63]Let Hash dummy on
[00:41.67]不服就战
[00:42.9]你说You say say you will take
[00:44.69]他只知道饭
[00:45.59]英语哪有你想象的那么easy
[00:47.19]On Friend
[00:47.67]听力全靠猜
[00:48.53]阅读全靠呆
[00:49.71]作文全靠拼音
[00:50.91]翻译全靠瞎掰
[00:52.05]词汇全靠死记硬背
[00:53.31]完形全靠塞
[00:54.44]语法全靠感觉
[00:55.68]口语全靠嗨
[00:56.75]成绩全看节奏
[00:57.98]词典全靠空耳才能出
[00:59.25]想用电影学学英语
[01:00.53]结果脏话最熟
[01:01.7]那天她把护手霜当成了洗面奶
[01:04.04]还说怎么不起沫子呢
[01:05.27]下回你得悠着买
[01:06.56]你说来呀来呀咱们练习口语法
[01:08.79]好
[01:09.05]结果咱俩一开始谁也没说话
[01:11.09]虽然话少了我感觉也没少挨骂
[01:13.51]因为眼神手势交流默契不在话下
[01:15.88]你搞得寒暄后无尽的尴尬
[01:18.26]我说夫妻两个自己人都跑哪了
[01:20.64]有多少卷子都放在书架上吃灰
[01:22.770004]考试我多做几次真题钱花的也不亏呀
[01:25.42]有道理
[01:25.770004]单词我只记住了abandon
[01:27.770004]新概念一打开我就犯困
[01:29.95]直到听到how are you
[01:31.97]肌肉就逼我说出fine thank you and you
[01:35.25]嘿 兄弟
[01:36.369995]啊
[01:36.86]给我拿一个Wife上上网
[01:38.130005]啊
[01:38.78]我哪给你预备呀
[01:39.72]收