屁 (猪八戒版) - DJ小帆

[00:00.19]屁 (猪八戒版) - DJ小帆
[00:03.24]词：非桥段
[00:04.28]曲：哦呼w
[00:05.3]编曲：疯猴pme
[00:18.85]雷公脸加个哭丧棒
[00:21.45]一万只猢狲一个样
[00:23.81]要说像也是真的像
[00:26.0]倒少了紧箍勒脑浆
[00:28.32]寻见个小庙就上香
[00:30.58]不似我猴哥拘神将
[00:32.95]使得那天官来拢帐
[00:35.19]高叫那妖魔孤拐痒
[00:37.57]单丝不线孤掌难鸣
[00:39.86]取经大道没我不平
[00:42.21]叔叔我呀样貌还行
[00:44.45]看上一眼仙魔发情
[00:46.81]八万水兵唯我号令
[00:49.07]九齿钉耙虎步龙行
[00:51.29]三十六变出幽入冥
[00:53.88]天河波涛元帅威宁
[00:57.65]护法诸天六丁六甲
[01:00.4]五方揭谛四值功曹
[01:02.8]一十八位护教伽蓝
[01:05.14]当坊土地本境山神
[01:07.39]二十八宿九曜星官
[01:09.66]十二元辰五卿四相
[01:11.979996]东西星斗南北二神
[01:14.22]五岳四渎普天神将
[01:16.270004]心猿护道修正果
[01:18.32]限身紧箍未曾脱
[01:20.58]六根易散意难得
[01:22.88]性命总比天命多
[01:25.18]猴子猴孙出花果
[01:27.38]得返几只诉福祸
[01:29.63]黄梅不落青梅落
[01:31.92]青梅不落用竿戳
[01:35.0]好好好 好好好
[01:36.91]金甲云履虹霓绕
[01:39.2]好好好 好好好
[01:41.479996]神铁如意庆云啸
[01:43.85]六根聚六欲抛
[01:46.07]放屁添风看猪魈
[01:48.369995]法相高切手妙
[01:50.61]送它一场现世报
[01:53.130005]寅申冲巳亥克
[01:55.54]你打虎来我筑蛇
[01:57.729996]击天宫损森罗
[02:00.03]驾云离阙断天河
[02:02.33]焚瑶琴煮仙鹤
[02:04.49]不教诸天寻丹货
[02:06.95]妖雾来一棍拨
[02:09.18]却现雾里多仙佛
[02:11.57]米面山灯燎锁
[02:13.94]活该三清沉东厕
[02:15.95]诵摩诃唱般若
[02:18.14]灭法万僧竟枯骼
[02:20.66]我疯魔彼成活
[02:22.95]善恶无报诚起夺
[02:25.18]前敬道后敬佛
[02:27.5]撮弄众生换香火
[02:29.78]修八百积三千
[02:32.03]八难三途无善缘
[02:34.31]祷四洲拜九玄
[02:36.47]四生九有惹灾愆
[02:38.45]敢情六道不轮回
[02:40.73]齐天一棒也慈悲
[02:43.1]共赴重霄九九难
[02:45.54001]后人再书十十回