我妈已经三天没有打我（翻自 B.B.クイーンズ） - 馒头

[00:00.000] 作词 : 馒头
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 織田哲郎
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[00:13.80]为什么马桶不能洗衣服
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[00:16.97]为什么墨水不能往脸上画
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[00:20.53]为什么佩琪就能踩泥巴
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[00:23.70]为什么总是要说我拆家
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[00:27.09]什么最好玩
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[00:28.95]自己说了算
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[00:30.45]世界那么大
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[00:32.12]我想去捣蛋
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[00:34.02]就怕突然听见老妈喊
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[00:38.49]（你在干嘛！）
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[00:39.48]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我
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[00:42.79]她不会忘哒
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[00:44.19]没有打我没有打我
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[00:46.12]她的手疼吧
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[00:47.57]没有打我没有打我
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[00:49.22]她肯定在四处找家伙
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[00:52.76]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我
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[00:56.02]脱鞋和拖把
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[00:57.73]没有打我没有打我
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[00:59.51]笤帚晾衣架
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[01:01.12]没有打我没有打我
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[01:02.62]她正举着冲过来啦
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[01:07.78]为什么不能给妹妹剪头发
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[01:11.01]为什么不能用口红来画画
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[01:14.37]为什么面粉总是白花花
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[01:17.81]为什么总是要说我拆家
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[01:21.03]什么最好玩
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[01:22.89]自己说了算
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[01:24.31]世界那么大
[01:25.50]
[01:26.33]我想去捣蛋
[01:27.14]
[01:28.07]就怕突然听见老妈喊
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[01:33.00]（你在干嘛！）
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[01:34.08]凶起来就看她噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:36.31]劈头盖脸哒
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[01:38.08]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:39.85]手疼也不管啦
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[01:41.46]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:42.92]一点火她就要爆炸
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[01:46.58]左手右手看她噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:49.95]慢动作在哪儿呢
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[01:51.61]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:53.16]说好的慈母哪
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[01:54.97]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
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[01:56.78]头上又多一个包啦
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[02:06.16]什么最好玩
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[02:07.81]自己说了算
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[02:09.17]世界那么大
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[02:11.20]我想去捣蛋
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[02:12.96]就怕突然听见老妈喊
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[02:16.33]（你在干嘛！）
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[02:20.19]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我
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[02:23.67]她不会忘哒
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[02:24.77]没有打我没有打我
[02:26.06]
[02:26.61]她的手疼吧
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[02:28.16]没有打我没有打我
[02:29.05]
[02:29.73]她肯定在四处找家伙
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[02:34.39]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我
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[02:36.67]脱鞋和拖把
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[02:38.22]没有打我没有打我
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[02:39.93]笤帚晾衣架
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[02:41.23]没有打我没有打我
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[02:43.25]她正举着冲过来啦
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[02:50.29]脱鞋和拖把
[02:51.44]
[02:53.73]笤帚晾衣架
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[02:57.19]头上又多一个包啦