老师你好 - 凹凸君说

[00:00.0]老师你好 - 凹凸君
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[00:11.56]老师你好哎
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[00:13.1]有个问题你问吧
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[00:15.11]你惩罚我可以
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[00:16.8]能不能别找我爸比
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[00:18.7]不行
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[00:19.38]抄个作业
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[00:21.2]这种事情下次我改
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[00:24.01]你让我坐下行不行
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[00:26.24]你还有理了
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[00:27.69]你批评我也不是不可以
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[00:31.29]请归还我的手机
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[00:33.52]等你家长来领吧
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[00:34.71]我逃了课
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[00:35.63]是因为我真的病了
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[00:38.16]你还压堂压倒上课
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[00:40.65]我要上厕所
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[00:41.95]你说我是你
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[00:43.37]教过学生里最差的
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[00:45.66]我不信
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[00:46.99]哦哦
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[00:48.29]你跟谁都这么说
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[00:50.45]课外读物
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[00:51.3]积极阅读我正看呢
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[00:53.48]你走过来二话不说
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[00:55.88]就拿走了
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[00:57.33]你不理会在你后面
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[00:59.69]怨恨的我
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[01:01.26]我的柯南正版
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[01:03.38]花了半年零花钱
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[01:05.83]接招吧
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[01:07.81]竜神の剣を喰らえ
[01:10.21]尝尝龙神之剑的厉害
[01:13.06]老师你好
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[01:13.87]又是你啊
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[01:14.729996]有个问题
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[01:15.81]什么问题啊
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[01:16.729996]我想问为啥
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[01:18.18]你总跟我过不去
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[01:20.34]怎么跟你过不去了
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[01:21.64]我唱歌好
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[01:22.29]有用吗
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[01:22.78]长相帅气
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[01:23.45]长相能当饭吃吗
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[01:24.72]为何我要一直
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[01:25.97]坐教室角落里
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[01:27.72]因为你个高啊
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[01:28.79]你总骗我作业不算太多
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[01:32.229996]是不多啊
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[01:33.21]怎么算多告诉我
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[01:34.96]你猜
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[01:35.78]熟读课文背诵全文
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[01:38.31]一背就一车
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[01:39.520004]到第二天
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[01:40.75]还要占用我的体育课
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[01:43.369995]你总说体育老师他生病了
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[01:47.4]我不信刚才
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[01:49.78]还给隔壁班上课
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[01:51.85]你告诉我
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[01:52.869995]我的毛病严重偏科
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[01:54.869995]数学不好
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[01:55.93]每次考试都不及格
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[01:58.7]我会跳舞
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[02:00.03]会打篮球特长很多
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[02:02.64]弹琴唱歌
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[02:05.36]写首歌曲来骂你
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[02:09.45]因为老子很生气
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[02:26.02]刚要顶嘴
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[02:26.9]忽然感觉有人拍我
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[02:29.18]爱醒醒啊搬砖了
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[02:30.28]睁开眼睛原来都是一场梦
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[02:33.08]干什么呢你啊
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[02:34.03]老板问我上班时间你睡什么
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[02:36.62]你这态度有问题啊
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[02:37.41]没什么因为
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[02:39.8]老子昨晚加班了
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[02:41.65]他跟我说办公室
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[02:43.18]要有良好风气
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[02:44.84]我心里想你没熬夜
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[02:47.37]就只会B B
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[02:48.72]转头望去
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[02:49.47]隔壁学校的校园里
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[02:52.7]传来欢声笑语
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[02:55.22]我却再也回不去
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[02:57.34]毕业之后
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[02:58.13]老师的话常想起
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[03:00.23]也知道了是关心你
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[03:02.32]才会说你
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[03:04.08]社会冷漠除了利益
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[03:06.12]谁还会理你
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[03:07.93]如果时光倒流
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[03:10.52]我想我不会怪你
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[03:14.7]怪我年少太2 B
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[03:18.51]教师节祝福送给你
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[03:22.9]老板明天请假
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[03:24.01]就不加班了
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[03:24.82]嘛去啊
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[03:26.02]活干完了吗
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[03:27.43]PPT作完了吗
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[03:29.2]KPI写完了吗
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[03:30.49]别B B了
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[03:31.31]明天教师节
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[03:32.12]我要去看老师
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