Gaston - The Academy Allstars

[00:0.0]Gaston (加斯顿) - The Academy Allstars
[00:4.4]Who does she think she is
[00:5.99]That girl has tangled with the wrong man
[00:8.44]No one says "no" to Gaston
[00:10.36]Heh heh Darn right
[00:12.26]Dismissed Rejected Publicly humiliated
[00:15.52]Why it's more than I can bear
[00:17.36]More beer
[00:18.42]What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced
[00:22.67]Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull yourself together
[00:29.86]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
[00:32.81]Looking so down in the dumps
[00:36.12]Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
[00:39.5]Even when taking your lumps
[00:42.7]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:46.08]You're everyone's favorite guy
[00:49.51]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
[00:52.53]And it's not very hard to see why
[01:00.5]No one's slick as Gaston
[01:07.87]No one's quick as Gaston
[01:10.48]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
[01:15.78]For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:22.73]Perfect a pure paragon
[01:27.4]You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
[01:32.8]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[01:43.28]No one's been like Gaston
[01:49.43]A king pin like Gaston
[01:51.82]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[01:57.67]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
[01:63.63]My what a guy that Gaston
[01:69.25]Give five hurrahs
[01:71.83]Give twelve hip-hips
[01:74.22]Gaston is the best
[01:77.47]And the rest is all drips
[01:83.63]No one fights like Gaston
[01:89.1]Douses lights like Gaston
[01:91.93]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[01:97.8]For there's no one as burly and brawny
[02:03.37]As you see I've got biceps to spare
[02:08.78]Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[02:13.15]That's right
[02:14.75]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[02:20.62]No one hits like Gaston
[02:22.85]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:25.1]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[02:31.08]I'm especially good at expectorating
[02:37.22]Ten points for Gaston
[02:42.43]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
[02:47.6]Every morning to help me get large
[02:53.67]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:58.57]So I'm roughly the size a of barge
[02:70.67]No one shoots like Gaston
[02:77.52]Makes those beauts like Gaston
[02:80.78]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[02:86.42]I use antlers in all of my decorating
[02:92.62]Say it again
[02:94.57]Who's a man among men
[02:96.85]And then say it once more
[03:00.1]Who's the hero next door
[03:02.7]Who's a super success
[03:05.52]Don't you know
[03:06.83]Can't you guess
[03:08.28]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
[03:14.13]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[03:25.73]And his name's G-A-S-T-
[03:34.95]G-A-S-T-E-
[03:39.12]G-A-S-T-O-
[03:44.15]Oh
[03:45.8]Gaston