[00:03.66]Set fire to your hair
[00:07.28]放火烧你的头发
[00:07.28]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.02]拿根棍子戳灰熊
[00:11.02]Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:14.7]吃上一堆过期的药
[00:14.7]Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:18.82]用私处去钓食人鱼
[00:18.82]Dumb ways to die
[00:22.19]蠢蠢的死法
[00:22.19]So many dumb ways to die
[00:26.09]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:26.09]Dumb ways to die
[00:29.77]蠢蠢的死法
[00:29.77]So many dumb ways to die
[00:35.45]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:35.45]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:38.63]用根叉子去拿吐司
[00:38.63]Do your own electrical work
[00:42.68]电工活儿你自己来
[00:42.68]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:46.61]自学飞机怎么开
[00:46.61]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:50.55]吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
[00:50.55]Dumb ways to die
[00:54.12]蠢蠢的死法
[00:54.12]So many dumb ways to die
[00:58.17]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:58.17]Dumb ways to die
[01:01.73]蠢蠢的死法
[01:01.73]So many dumb ways to die
[01:05.36]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:05.36]Invite a psycho-killer inside
[01:08.29]把**狂请进门
[01:08.29]Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:12.78]在**的新车上划道痕
[01:12.78]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:16.47]在外太空脱下你的头盔
[01:16.47]Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:20.84]悄悄地躲在干衣机里
[01:20.84]Dumb ways to die
[01:23.89]蠢蠢的死法
[01:23.89]So many dumb ways to die
[01:28.67]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:28.67]Dumb ways to die
[01:31.66]蠢蠢的死法
[01:31.66]So many dumb ways to die
[01:35.28]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:35.28]Keep a rattlesnake as pet
[01:38.9]养只响尾蛇当宠物
[01:38.9]Sell both the kidneys on the internet
[01:42.770004]把两个肾都在网上卖掉
[01:42.770004]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:46.520004]吃上一管万能胶
[01:46.520004]“I wonder what’s this red button do ”
[01:50.39]我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?
[01:50.39]Dumb ways to die
[01:54.240005]蠢蠢的死法
[01:54.240005]So many dumb ways to die
[01:57.92]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:57.92]Dumb ways to die
[02:03.67]蠢蠢的死法
[02:03.67]So many dumb ways to die
[02:08.85]好多种蠢蠢的死法
[02:08.85]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:14.78]在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
[02:14.78]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:20.77]闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
[02:20.77]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:24.45]站在火车站的站台边缘
[02:24.45]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:28.07]开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
[02:28.07]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:31.25]冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
[02:31.25]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:35.72]它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
[02:35.72]Dumbest ways to die
[02:39.47]最蠢的死法
[02:39.47]Dumbest ways to die
[02:43.08]最蠢的死法
[02:43.08]Dumbest ways to die
[02:47.08]最蠢的死法
[02:47.08]So many dumb
[02:51.57]好多种蠢蠢的
[02:51.57]So many dumb ways to die
[02:56.057]好多种蠢蠢的死法