Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy,Montaigne

[00:00.465]The date started of so well
[00:03.918]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:08.699]She was perfect from what I could tell
[00:12.153]How could I not see the danger right in front of me
[00:16.137]My favorite food is fish
[00:18.262]Baby, that’s my favorite too
[00:20.122]I love cartoon dogs
[00:22.247]Baby I love Scooby-Doo
[00:24.638]Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?
[00:27.294]She said
[00:28.091]The best movie of all
[00:29.950]A masterpiece of art called
[00:32.075]Human Centipede
[00:34.200]Human Centipede
[00:36.326]I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40.044]Human Centipede
[00:42.170]Not ironically
[00:44.029]She said
[00:44.826]The costume design was a highlight
[00:48.279]I like it for the plot
[00:50.139]Tell me what the plots about
[00:52.264]German doctor sews three people
[00:54.122]ASS
[00:54.654]To
[00:55.186]MOUTH
[00:55.717]COOL!
[00:56.248]Human Centipede
[00:58.108]Please god save me
[01:00.232]I think that’s a
[01:01.295]Red Flag
[01:02.092]I don’t want to
[01:03.155]Get Stabbed
[01:04.217]She said
[01:05.279]Human Centipede is a tour de force
[01:08.201]I think
[01:08.998]Holy sh*t i’m gonna be the main course
[01:12.187]She said
[01:13.248]I admire the narrative of character growth
[01:16.171]I try
[01:16.968]To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20.155]Why are you blinking so much?
[01:22.280]I’ve got something in my eyes
[01:24.140]Here let me get it out
[01:26.000]No thank you; I don’t wanna die
[01:28.124]Bonjour
[01:29.187]Sir was blinking at me
[01:30.516]Is this because your date is a freak?
[01:32.109](I ♥ Centipede)
[01:33.703]No
[01:34.234]Very good then
[01:35.297]Bon Appétit
[01:36.625]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
[01:40.344]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
[01:44.329]Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses
[01:48.313]My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love
[01:52.298]You could be my world, the love of my life
[01:56.017]One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife
[01:59.470]With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams!
[02:04.252]Only if the wedding is themed:
[02:08.236]TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE
[02:10.095]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
[02:12.221]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
[02:14.080]That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18.065]Human Centipede
[02:20.191]Only one mouth to feed
[02:22.048]If you are the best man
[02:24.174]You know the deal
[02:25.768]PUCKER UP
[02:26.299]I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30.065]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34.050]Human Centipede
[02:36.176]Human Centipede...