Equal Rights - The Lonely Island,P!nk

[00:01.56]Discrimination,it ain't right
[00:06.98]I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights
[00:10.14]I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like
[00:13.83]It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the government has a say
[00:17.45]In who can love who (not gay)
[00:19.40]Or to which god you can pray (I'm n'gay)
[00:21.42]It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passionate (not gay)
[00:25.34]So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay)
[00:28.66]I see it clear as day
[00:30.19]This area is not great, kiddies
[00:31.73]We need equality and for all to see that this is the new way (not gay)
[00:35.12]It just seems (not gay) wrong (not gay)
[00:36.87]That no one seems to care (sports)
[00:38.60]We can't continue to pretend
[00:40.55]This (not gay) madness has to end (not gay)
[00:42.64]I was born this way (Straight)
[00:45.24]You were born your way (Gay)
[00:46.88]Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay (Sure)
[00:50.16]It's time to make a change (Yes)
[00:52.11]It's time to stop the hate (Uh)
[00:53.87]Cause who you are is beautiful (Not gay)
[00:56.45]We can't live this way (n'gay)
[00:58.15]We can't turn away (n'gay)
[00:59.83]So I make this vow (titties)
[01:01.90]The time for change is now (sports)
[01:03.58]Lying in bed next to ten beautiful girls (all straight)
[01:07.44]And while I made love to every one of them
[01:08.87]I was thinking about the world (hot wings)
[01:10.57]How is it that I can have so much straight *** while two dudes are oppressed (not gay)
[01:15.10]For having *** (not gay)
[01:16.85]Or putting on a wedding dress (I assume)
[01:18.73]I don't really know that much about it (beef jerky tastes good)
[01:20.92]Politics are important
[01:22.31]And if girls wanna have *** with me cause I said this, so be it (n. gay)
[01:25.13]I'm not a hero, I'm just speaking the truth
[01:26.85]I'm not a hero. Don't call me a hero
[01:28.21](Beer, hoagie, sweat pants, not gay)
[01:29.77]Yeah, Not a hero (titties, not gay)
[01:31.49]I'm not a hero
[01:34.92](I'm just a person)
[01:36.19]So don't call me a hero
[01:38.18](Not some kind of world leader)
[01:39.78]I just want equal rights (Yeah)
[01:42.15]And to sleep at night (Yeah)
[01:43.93]Next to a girl
[01:46.54]True love trumps all (predator)
[01:48.29](Flying kicks, not gay, big watch)
[01:49.34](Not gay, missionary) One Love
[01:50.82](Gym socks, nunchuck and not gay)
[01:52.36](Lighter fluid, HD, Ninja) World peace
[01:54.12](4-wheel drive) Gay marriage (love beef)
[01:55.54]Free love (golf clubs)
[01:56.72]Two guys (not gay)
[01:57.76]Rainbow (muff dive)
[01:58.76]Harvey Milk/Sean Penn (not gay)
[02:00.06](Drum solo, courtside seats) Same ***
[02:01.54](One-armed push ups) Lynyrd Skynyrd
[02:03.50]I'm not gay, I'm not gay
[02:04.67]I'm not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gay
[02:06.81]I'm not gay
[02:08.25]I was born this way (I'm straight)
[02:09.81]You were born your way (You're gay)
[02:11.61]Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay
[02:13.45](And now it's time for ***ual freedom for all)
[02:15.59]It's time to make a change (***ual freedom for all)
[02:17.46]It's time to stop the hate (***ual freedom for all)
[02:18.71]Cause who you are is beautiful (***ual freedom for all)
[02:21.04](Not gay)