Stuck with You - Voltaire

[00:22.948]You're a slob, it's such a bore,
[00:25.717]Your underwear strewn on the floor.
[00:28.251]And you're a packrat, most extreme,
[00:31.255]our house is full of magazines.
[00:33.868]The toilet's broke, and yet I bet,
[00:36.584]his majesty ain't fixed it yet.
[00:39.536]You're one to talk, sleepyhead,
[00:42.122]and get your fat ass out of bed.
[00:45.074]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[00:47.791]We said our vows before the pews.
[00:50.612]"Not until death may we part"
[00:53.460]So until then I'm stuck with you.
[01:07.200]You swore that you'd be true to me,
[01:09.969]But gave be infidelity.
[01:12.529]Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
[01:15.298]She was your sister, what's the fuss?
[01:18.067]Well then, let's propose a truce.
[01:20.757]What's good for gander is good for goose.
[01:23.657]Hey now that's different, you took to bed,
[01:26.269]My favorite dog and all my friends!
[01:29.221]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[01:31.938]We said our vows before the pews.
[01:34.707]"not until death may we part"
[01:37.424]So until then I'm stuck with you.
[01:40.114]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[01:42.962]We said our vows before the pews.
[01:45.678]"not until death may we part"
[01:48.552]This is my curse, I said "I do."
[01:51.216]Better or worse I'm stuck with you.
[02:05.140]You poked my eye, I wear a patch.
[02:07.778]I should've given you one to match.
[02:10.573]Did you forget, you forgot me back?
[02:13.185]You chopped my thumb off with an axe.
[02:15.954]You drowned my kittens one by one.
[02:18.775]You looked like you were having fun.
[02:21.649]You stabbed my mother, in the chest
[02:24.366]With a Korean bayonet!
[02:27.030]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[02:29.825]We said our vows before the pews.
[02:32.568]"Not until death may we part"
[02:35.520]So until then I'm stuck with you.
[02:38.289]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[02:40.849]We said our vows before the pews.
[02:43.618]"Not until death may we part"
[02:46.517]This is my curse, I said "I do."
[02:49.104]Lest you die first I'm stuck with you.
[03:13.894]And now I lie here in the grave.
[03:16.793]I pray to god my soul to save.
[03:19.588]And in the darkness of the tomb,
[03:22.175]I'm glad I'm lying next to you.
[03:24.996]And as I lay here 6 feet down
[03:27.791]My body buried under ground.
[03:30.429]In this dank, and dreary cold,
[03:33.381]I'm just glad I'm not alone.
[03:36.202]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[03:38.867]We said our vows before the pews.
[03:41.714]"Not until death may we part"
[03:44.353]So until then I'm stuck with you.
[03:47.200]Oh but in the eyes of god,
[03:50.021]We said our vows before the pews.
[03:52.686]"Not until death may we part"
[03:55.559]I'm not sad I said, "I do."
[03:58.224]I'm just glad I was stuck with you.