Straight White Male - Tom MacDonald

[00:14.45]Straight white male, I hate myself
[00:16.89]Mad that my skins so pale
[00:18.27]Got white privilege so I cannot fail
[00:20.08]The world told me I'm evil still
[00:21.93]I break the law but I escape the jail
[00:23.71]My diet only mayonnaise and kale
[00:25.59]I went to school and I pay my taxes
[00:27.39]I use good grammar I'm bad as hell
[00:29.49]I'm not a N**i
[00:30.89]I like black people, black Jesus,
[00:32.16]Black Santa, black coffee
[00:33.08]I'm not a racist
[00:34.36]I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians
[00:36.75]Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
[00:38.53]Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
[00:40.34]Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Woo)
[00:42.13]All of y'all trippin' I'll get you some tissues (Ahh)
[00:44.33]Y'all have been paintin' me villanous
[00:46.05]I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
[00:47.68]I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
[00:49.58]I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants
[00:51.53]Maybe all whites look the same
[00:53.24]And you think that I'm somebody else, so it's cool
[00:55.25]Honestly I think that everyone looks alike
[00:57.08]If they aren't white then I'm sorry, it's true
[00:58.97]Straight white male
[01:04.21]I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate (Hey)
[01:08.06]Straight white male
[01:11.52]Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Hey)
[01:15.30]Straight white male
[01:19.59]Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
[01:23.14]Straight white male
[01:26.38]It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)
[01:30.23]Straight white male, I'm so frail
[01:32.45]Momma gotta pay my bail
[01:33.88]Shotguns and meth are both on sale
[01:35.59]I'ma need to treat myself (Yup)
[01:37.89]I only listen to country music
[01:39.30]I only marry my second cousins
[01:41.04]I only cry when my team is losin'
[01:43.03]I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims (Hey)
[01:45.29]Y'all blame me for buildin' the system
[01:46.92]Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women
[01:48.58]Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given
[01:50.46]Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen
[01:52.38]You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'
[01:54.13]And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'
[01:55.98]That daily you shame me for havin' opinions
[01:57.91]On race and our country and everything in it
[01:59.73]Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends
[02:01.70]Y'all don't gotta like white men
[02:02.87]Y'all don't gotta hold my hand
[02:04.20]Y'all don't gotta have my back
[02:05.57]Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta,
[02:07.00]Y'all don't gotta, uh
[02:08.01]Y'all don't gotta see my side
[02:08.95]Y'all don't gotta be down to ride
[02:10.20]Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost
[02:12.16]And I'ma do me even when it's the most
[02:14.15]Yeah
[02:14.81]Straight white male
[02:20.16]I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
[02:23.76]Straight white male
[02:27.46]Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
[02:30.89]Straight white male
[02:35.04]Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Truth)
[02:38.28]Straight white male
[02:42.26]It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great
[02:45.73]Man you're so mean, you're so racist,
[02:47.84]You're ugly, you're so basic
[02:49.76]You said that somethin', somethin',
[02:51.58]Somethin', N word, retard, Satan (Yup)
[02:53.63]I can't believe the bulls**t song lyrics that you're okay with
[02:57.05]Kill yourself while live on Facebook,
[02:58.87]I want the notification
[03:00.70]I don't care, y'all ain't right,
[03:02.19]I'll be prayin' that you die
[03:03.87]I'll be doin' my own thing,
[03:05.60]I hope you're happy with your life
[03:07.60]You're a N**i, you're a moron,
[03:09.37]You're a huge waste of my time
[03:11.21]I'm just straight and white and male,
[03:13.07]I'm not the worst I'm just a guy
[03:15.26]Straight white male
[03:19.24]I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
[03:22.71]Straight white male
[03:26.65]Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
[03:29.90]Straight white male
[03:34.31]Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
[03:37.40]Straight white male
[03:40.85]It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)