L: Well, all I'm saying is that this book party is a pretty big deal. I think gossip girl would have to post about it to stay relevant.
S: Look, I understand gossip girl's probably pretty fascinating to a newcomer like you, but to me, she's just not. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go rejoin the other guests.
B: What are you doing here?
C: I'm not sure. Nate invited me. What are we doing here?
N: Well, Lola invited us.
L: Hi,hi,hi.
B Where do you get off inviting people to my salon? Explain yourself.
N: Yes, Lola, I think an explanation's in order.
L: Nate, listen to me. I know you think I've completely lost it, but I'm about to prove to you once and for all that Serena is gossip girl.
N: But what if you're wrong?
L: I'm not. Serena crashed this party because she heard that Dan was gonna announce the topic of his second book.And I promise you that 30 seconds later, it's gonna be all over gossip girl.
N: Yeah, well. That doesn't prove anything. I mean anyone here could send in a tip, including Dan.
L: Fine, I have a better idea.
N: Wait, Lola.
L: No, I'll show you. Trust me.