S: Hey, congrations. Dorota told me it's your first official day as a single woman.
B: It’s true. I am finally freed of the shackles of royal matrimony and Louis’s horrible family.
S: Well, now that you're ready to rejoin the civilian population how do you plan to spend your first day as plain Blair Waldorf . Oh, sure, yeah, with Dan, I’m, I know it hasn’t been easy, but I am happy for you.
B: Oh, of course. A Gossip Girl blast about my divorce coming through. How does she know everything so fast?
S: She probably has someone staked out in front of the building. You know what’s strange? Ever since the real Gossip Girl's been back, I've barely been mentioned.
I just, I wish that there was a way to stay off her radar forever.
B: Oh, please. It’s your destiny to be gossip-worthy. What? Tonight, you are modeling a line of lingerie named after you at Kiki de Montparnesse. Gossip girl won’t be able to resist. You’re always her number one target.