The Ballad of John and Yoko - John Lennon

[00:04.050]Standing in the dock at Southampton
[00:07.550]Trying to get to Holland or France
[00:11.050]The man in the mac said, "You've got to go back."
[00:14.080]You know they didn't even give us a chance
[00:16.680]Christ you know it ain't easy
[00:20.150]You know how hard it can be
[00:24.220]The way things are going
[00:27.340]They're gonna crucify me
[00:32.470]Finally made the plane to Paris
[00:36.040]Honey mooning down by the Seine
[00:39.170]Peter Brown called to say
[00:40.750]"You can make it OK
[00:42.470]You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"
[00:45.270]Christ you know it ain't easy
[00:48.590]You know how hard it can be
[00:52.590]The way things are going
[00:55.670]They're gonna crucify me
[01:00.330]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
[01:04.240]Talking in our beds for a week
[01:07.710]The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
[01:10.590]I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"
[01:13.310]Christ you know it ain't easy
[01:16.760]You know how hard it can be
[01:20.760]The way things are going
[01:23.840]They're gonna crucify me
[01:28.760]Saving up your money for a rainy day
[01:32.400]Giving all your clothes to charity
[01:35.930]Last night the wife said
[01:37.770]"Oh boy, when you're dead “
[01:39.540]You don't take nothing with you
[01:40.980]But your soul - think!"
[01:44.050]Made a lightning trip to Vienna
[01:47.730]Eating chocolate cake in a bag
[01:51.170]The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,
[01:54.550]They look just like two gurus in drag"
[01:56.790]Christ you know it ain't easy
[02:00.230]You know how hard it can be
[02:04.050]The way things are going
[02:07.460]They're gonna crucify me
[02:12.260]Caught an early plane back to London
[02:15.890]Fifty acorns tied in a sack
[02:19.490]The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
[02:22.950]It's good to have the both of you back
[02:25.090]Christ you know it ain't easy
[02:28.620]You know how hard it can be
[02:32.780]The way things are going
[02:35.920]They're gonna crucify me
[02:39.720]The way things are going
[02:42.830]They're gonna crucify me