Two by Two - Various Artists

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Trey Parker/Robert Lopez/Matt Stone
[00:00.58]Do you have any idea where Pirce
[00:01.87]they're sending you, Elder Price?
[00:03.10]Well, of course we don't really
[00:04.37]have final say over where we get sent but,
[00:06.38]I have been praying to be sent to
[00:08.16]my favorite place in the whole world.
[00:09.90]Well, if you prayed for a location,
[00:11.37]I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen.
[00:13.59]
[00:14.19]You're like the smartest, best,
[00:16.05]most deserving elder the center's ever seen.
[00:19.28]Aw, c'mon, you guys.
[00:20.57]
[00:21.41]The most important time of
[00:23.33]a Mormon kid's life is his mission
[00:26.72]
[00:28.37]A chance to go out and help heal
[00:30.79]the world, that's my mission
[00:33.12]
[00:34.70]Soon I'll be off in a different place
[00:37.53]
[00:38.41]Helping the whole human race
[00:40.78]
[00:41.76]I know my mission will be something incredible
[00:47.07]
[00:48.31]Elders, form a line and step forward
[00:51.72]when your name is called. Elder Young.
[00:55.17]Yes, sir.
[00:56.02]Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant.
[00:59.09]
[01:01.52]And your mission location is... Norway.
[01:05.58]Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!
[01:10.46]
[01:16.43]Two by two
[01:17.46]We're marching door to door
[01:19.09]'cause God loves Mormons
[01:20.63]And he wants some more
[01:22.31]A two-year mission
[01:23.78]Is our sacrifice
[01:25.08]We are the Army of the
[01:26.51]Church of Jesus Christ
[01:27.66]of Latter-Day Saints
[01:29.10]Two by two
[01:30.14]And today we'll know
[01:31.57]
[01:32.10]Who will make the journey
[01:33.32]When and where we'll go
[01:34.90]We're fighting for a cause
[01:36.38]But we're really, really nice
[01:37.75]We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
[01:40.55]of Latter-Day Saints
[01:41.84]Elder White and Elder Smith.
[01:44.40]Oh, I knew we'd get paired together.
[01:46.82]Your location will be... France.
[01:50.11]France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!
[01:53.78]Two by two
[01:54.95]I guess it's you and me
[01:56.68]We're off to reach across land and sea
[01:59.81]Satan has ahold of France
[02:01.32]We need to knock him off his perch
[02:02.99]We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
[02:05.28]of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
[02:07.61]Elder Cross and Elder Green,
[02:10.16]you will be serving in Japan.
[02:13.61]
[02:15.01]Land of soy sauce!
[02:16.36]And Mothra!
[02:17.67]Elder Harris and Elder Brown...
[02:20.13]
[02:21.35]Heavenly Father
[02:22.83]Where will I go on my mission?
[02:27.26]Will it be China
[02:28.64]Or Old Mexico on my mission?
[02:32.61]It could be San Fran by the bay
[02:36.45]Australia where they say, "g'day"
[02:38.67]
[02:39.47]But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
[02:44.32]Orlando
[02:47.27]I love you, Orlando
[02:50.63]Sea World
[02:52.29]and Disney
[02:53.35]and Putt-Putt Golfing
[02:58.35]Elder Price.
[02:59.66]
[03:00.25]Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham.
[03:04.12]That's me! That's me! Hello!
[03:07.44]Oh, hi.
[03:08.70]And your mission location is... Uganda.
[03:14.82]
[03:17.73]Uganda.
[03:18.96]
[03:24.03]Africa.
[03:24.78]
[03:25.82]Oh boy, like Lion King!
[03:28.99]
[03:29.85]Two by two
[03:30.75]And now it's time to go
[03:32.37]Our paths have been revealed
[03:33.59]so let's start the show
[03:35.79]Our shirts are clean and pressed
[03:37.01]And our haircuts are precise
[03:38.46]We are the Army of the Church
[03:40.05]We are the Army of the Church
[03:41.49]We are the Army of the Church of Jesus
[03:43.37]
[03:45.11]
[03:45.83]
[03:58.48]Two by two
[03:59.27]We march for victory
[04:00.78]
[04:01.36]Armed with the greatest book in history
[04:04.08]We'll convert everyone
[04:05.81]All across the planet Earth
[04:09.52]That is the beauty of
[04:11.56]The essence of
[04:12.70]The purpose of
[04:13.70]The mission of
[04:14.77]The soldiers of the Army of
[04:15.74]the Church of Jesus Christ
[04:25.49]of Latter-Day Saints